choose your sick days wisely
i get enough exercise pushing my luck
babette ate oatmeal
where are we going??? why am i in this handbasket???
i married mr. right. i just didn/t know his first name was always.
in dog years i/m dead.
fat people are hard to kidnap
333 - only half evil
i/m ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar.
i/d tell you to go to hell but i work there and i don/t want to see you every day.
i didn/t lose my mind, i sold it on ebay.